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Questions we get a lot
- Can I request a custom design?
- Yes. Send us your idea -- a phrase, a sketch, a screenshot of a meme that lives rent-free in your head -- and we will make it a sticker.
- Do you do wholesale?
- We do. Orders of 50+ stickers get bulk pricing. Drop us a message with what you need and we will put together a quote.
- Will this sticker survive my dishwasher?
- Yes. Our stickers are printed on premium laminated vinyl that is waterproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe. They are tougher than they look.
- How fast do you ship?
- US orders ship in 1-2 business days and land in 3-5 days. International is 7-14 business days. Free shipping on orders over $30.
- Is anything actually off limits?
- We keep it funny, not cruel. If a design punches up and makes people laugh, it is fair game. We are not trying to ruin anyone's day -- just their water bottle aesthetic.
- Can I return a sticker?
- If your order arrives damaged or wrong, we will make it right. But once a sticker is stuck, it is stuck -- kind of the whole point.