Talk to Us
Custom idea? Wholesale inquiry? Want to tell us one of our stickers made your coworker spit out their coffee? We are here for all of it.
Common Questions
- Can I request a custom design?
- Yes. Send us your idea -- a phrase, a sketch, a screenshot of a meme that lives rent-free in your head -- and we will make it a sticker.
- Do you do wholesale?
- We do. Orders of 50+ stickers get bulk pricing. Drop us a message with what you need and we will put together a quote.
- Will this sticker survive my dishwasher?
- Yes. Our stickers are printed on premium laminated vinyl that is waterproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe. They are tougher than they look.
- How fast do you ship?
- US orders ship in 1-2 business days and land in 3-5 days. International is 7-14 business days. Free shipping on orders over $30.
- Is anything actually off limits?
- We keep it funny, not cruel. If a design punches up and makes people laugh, it is fair game. We are not trying to ruin anyone's day -- just their water bottle aesthetic.
- Can I return a sticker?
- If your order arrives damaged or wrong, we will make it right. But once a sticker is stuck, it is stuck -- kind of the whole point.